When the rays of the sun, the cosmic source of life in our solar system, barely registers, energy must be found from other, darker sources.
For the 12th Planet, this source is BASS!
Defying the logic of MIT scientist and Berkley professors, producer and basstronaut 12th Planet redefines SPACE MADNESS with his low frequency mind warps and ASStroid shaking subwoofer abuse that can only come from a parallel universe.
Boy, Stephen Hawking would bust a Universe in a Nutshell if he wheeled his computerized fist pumping way into this space jam, alien invasions or not!
12th Planet will be joining resident DJs, Overthrow PHDs, and part time astrophysicists Damaged Goods and Troy Kurtz.
Arcade Saturday - Come play.
Check out this incredible showcase 12th Planet made:
Forest Gump…Bobby Fischer…Rain man…Little Man Tate…SONIC C
While Sonic C may not have have a movie named after him (only a super powered hedgehog), he, like the men above, are all prodigies. Young geniuses who beat the adult world at their own game while seemingly being too young to possibly understand their virtuosity.
Or maybe hes just really good at partying. The youth starts young these days!
Anyway, Sonic C produced one of the biggest songs in the WORLD last year with “Stickin‘” the song with the buldup heard round the club world. But thats not all he has. It turns out the 17 year old wunderkid from Miami has a whole barrel of tracks waiting to be released and guess where hes going to be releasing the beast? Arcade Saturdays, a party whose name ironically references where most kids his age should be hanging out!
He will be joining resident smartypants Damaged Goods and Troy Kurtz!, both something of prodigies themselves.
We are finally launching our own gallery online so we can share with you the terrible things we do on a regular basis. To get things started we put up a ton of pictures from Winter Music Conference Week 2010 in Miami including pictures from all the different media outlets that covered our events and shots from the events themselves. That means A TON of pictures, and for those of you not familiar with the metric system, enough to plug a very large digital toilet. I would name all the DJs, record labels, celebrities, scenesters, hipsters, porn stars, fans, venues, locations, dates, drugs, drinks, etc that are in this batch except naming the categories is taking too long so go through and identify yourself and your favorites yourself. The image picked for the link below is randomly chosen but in some way personifies the attitude of the rest of the pictures while not doing it at all. View at your morality’s own risk:
HURTING FROM THE ECONOMY?
WMC SUCK YOUR EMERGENCY STASH DRY?
RAINY DAY FUND MISSING AFTER YOU SPENT THAT NIGHT WITH THAT NICE WOMAN YOU MET ON THE STREET CORNER?
FEAR NOT BUDGETING PARTY SEEKERS!
THIS WEEK ITS A PARTY SUPER SALE!
PRESENTING THE 2 FOR 1 DEAL THATS MORE OF A STEAL THEN A JAILHOUSE MEAL!
KLEVER & CRAZE!
FEATURING NOT 1 BUT 2, 2, 2! WORLD DMC CHAMPION DJS, WITH KLEVER OF ATLANTA JOINING CRAZE OF MIAMI, ITS LIKE COOPERATION OF THE TITANS ONLY INSTEAD OF A MOVIE THEATER WITH POPCORN YOULL BE IN A VENUE WITH BEER SURROUNDED BY DANCING MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX! PLUS YOU GET RESIDENTS DAMAGED GOODS AND TROY KURTZ!
ALSO, DRINKS ARE 2 FOR 1 BEFORE MIDNIGHT!
ANY BETTER DEAL AND WE’D HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR THEFT!
Fresh off of their HUGE Winter Music Conference EP Release event with Passion Pit and making strippers A LOT of money at Goldrush Sunday as part of the superstar lineup at Hard To Leave, Pirate Stereo will be at White Room Saturday!
Dropping brand new and exclusive tracks, remixes, blends, and hijacked booty, Pirate Stereo will join residents (and Ultra Music Festival DJ) Damaged Goods and Troy Kurtz! as they start to let the flood of new music they got from their celebrity DJ friends trickle out of the speakers and into your hip levees.
The pride of Miami, Craze returns with his signture sound of pork searing bangers and enough bass to cook your eardrums. Thats referencing his record label Slow Roast, whose logo of a pig sporting an elvis like pompadour haircut is pretty much everything cool about anything ever. Its like Porky’s meets Grease except the music is a lot better then John Travolta singing to Olivia Newton John and there are no naked girls in cabins. Yet.
Wait, where are we? Oh yeah, Craze.
The World DMC pimp joins Damaged Goods, Troy Kurtz!, and Juan Basshead in the White Room as DJ Kusto and the Archetype dudes mash it up in the Red Room.
Drinks are 2 for 1 before 12, Red Stripe Lights continue all night, and mention this RSVP for reduced admission.
For those of you not going to Canada this weekend for the 25 degree snow forecast and staying in sunny 76 degree Miami (why are we going to Canada again?) BASSLAND, the bassed out version of the notorious CANDYLAND raveorama is going down at White Room MIami this Saturday Feb 27th
Featuring
Room 1
BABYANNE
MERLYN
ASHROCK
SUPERGENIUS
SHADE
MAS INC
DAGGER
Room 2
AK1200
OTTO VON SCHIRACH
JUAN BASSHEAD
WRECK
THA SUBSTITUTES
MC JUMANJI
Room 3
JASON DANIEL
DERANGED
REPTILE
ENERGETIX
O’RYAN
PROTEGE
