Tired of werewolf attacks?
So are we. But unlike the wannabe Van Helsings of the world, we are taking drastic steps against the scourge responsible: the moon.
This orbiting piece of space junk has too long ridden the gravity coattails of our planet.
Join Overthrow in its mission to destroy the moon.
Our multi-phase plan includes:
1) Purchasing an acre of property on the moon as a future site for our Lunar Doomsday Device. (complete)
2) Raising the capital necessary to complete design and construction of said Lunar Doomsday Device. This will be accomplished through fundraising, philanthropic generosity, and ponzi schemes.
3) Establishment of Overthrow Intraplantary Travel and Tours (OITT).
4) Infiltrating lunar governmental organizations and changing zoning laws in order to implement construction phase.
5) Lunar Doomsday Device construction.
6) Final Lunar Farewell event featuring Radiohead, Ratatat, Deathklok, and Cannibal Corpse.
7) Remote lunar doomsday device activation and detonation.
8 ) Lunar Doomsday afterparty on Mars. Transportation provided by OITT.
9) Begin planning for Mars Doomsday.